Friday, June 29, 2007

Idaho Braces for Impact

As the minutes tick by, the residents of St. Anthony Idaho are anticipating members of the Jergensen clan to swarm upon the small city for what is destine to be the most outrageous family reunion the city has ever seen.

When asked, the owner of Big J's Drive In restaurant said she's stocking up on an extra 400lbs of hamburger patties and 250lbs of french fries. "We're ready for those crazy Jergensen people...This year we've hired extra help in anticipation for this event."

Mayor Bill Beck of St. Anthony, told us in an exclusive interview that they are still waiting for the final vote from the city council which would make July 8th "Jergensen Day." In an attempt to contact members of the Jergensen family for comment we were told by a family spokesman that the Jergensens are thrilled St. Anthony finally recognizes the enormous impact they give to the city. Each reunion typically brings in an average of $750,000 boost to the economy of St. Anthony with most of the money going to Big J's and Chins.

Queen Creek is Hot

Don't be alarmed!

Scientists have recently revealed that Queen Creek could possibly be the hottest place on the planet. When asked, residents of the small town have said, "Complaining about the heat is usually what gets us through the summer, and the fact that our AC units are running 24 hours a day."

One of the most popular past times when the temperature surpasses 105 degrees is heading out of Arizona for a vacation from the heat.

www.21778cherrywood.com is online

It is Official!

The Armstrongs have decided to put their home on the market and make the long move to Georgia.

Although they have only been in their home for a few months, the executive decision was made to sell their home and move Georgia. The Armstrong's are planning on starting and running Madison Earl Development with the McMinn family who currently resides in the small town of Lagrange, GA.

Other pictures of the Armstrong home can be viewed online through 21778cherrywood.com or by clicking on the link on the Blog.

Nolan "Caught on Tape"

Nolan was recently spotted in what some are calling the most outrageous stunt of the summer.

During a recent motorcycle ride, Nolan thought it best if he remove all his clothes. Apparently the attempt to be as aerodynamic as possible backfired when the neighbors started complaining about the public nudity laws.

Even the threat of major fines couldn't persuade this kid to put his clothes back on. Hopefully next time he will at least wear shoes.

Chase tries to beat the summer heat!

Chase was recently spotted at the clubhouse pool diving for rings and torpedo's. With the heat constantly rising in the Phoenix Valley this summer, Chase regularly turns to the pool as a way to get relief from the scorching sun.

When asked for a brief interview to talk about the pool, Chase said, "I love the pool...sometimes mommy gets me pretzels and a hot dog at the pool...but I don't like the slide...maybe I will go on the slide Thursday or Monday.

Chase recently was spotted trying to ride the kick board as a surfboard and was able to swim the entire length of the large lap pool by himself. This is one kid that could quite possibly grow gills.